Rick the Vic: It seems to be a kind of incubus. Crops up in some of the Sodom and Gomorrah variations, gets a mention or two in Lefey’s secret diary.
John Constantine: It’s got a three foot cock, Rick.
Rick the Vic: Mm, even allowing for artistic license, I wouldn’t like to meet it on a dark night.
John Constantine: What’s this bit a the top mean?
Rick the Vic: That’s it’s name. Apparently we are the captors, we are indeed the proud owners, of a fuckpig.